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ジョーク

インターネット上でこんなジョークを見つけた。
どこかで聞いたことがあるような。

A man is looking to buy some brains. So, naturally he goes to the brain store where he sees a sign on the wall advertising three different kinds of brains : Engineering, Science, and Arts. He asks the clerk behind the counter,"How much for Engineering brains ?"

The clerk replies "$3 an ounce." He ponders this a moment, then asks,"How much for Science brains"
The clerk replies,"$4 an ounce."
Curious, the man asks,"How much for Arts brain?" The clerk replies,"$100 an ounce."
The man shocked ! "Why are Arts brain so much more expensive?" The clerk looks at him like he is from another planet and replies,"Do you know how many Artists it takes to get one ounce of brain?"


3種類の脳味噌を売る店があって、技術者の脳は1オンス3ドル、科学者は1オンス4ドルであるのに対し、芸術家の脳は1オンス100ドルもする。
芸術家の脳が飛び抜けて高価なように思えるが、その理由を問うと「1オンス分の脳を集めるのに何人分の脳が必要になると思ってるんだ」というわけ。
1オンスというと約28グラム。

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